i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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