bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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