You're a womanizer and a bitch.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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