Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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