we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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