I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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