He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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