I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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