nut hugger
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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