it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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