Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
This gyro tastes like lonliness
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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