Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I party with great urgency now.
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