Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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