Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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