I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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