Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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