I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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