This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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