Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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