I wanna bring you to show and tell
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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