Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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