I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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