We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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