wanna go halves on a baby?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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