as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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