But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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