Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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