ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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