So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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