She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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