When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
third nipple confirmed
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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