so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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