dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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