i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Randomize
