I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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