Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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