Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
