She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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