looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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