who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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