ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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