how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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