a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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