Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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