Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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