on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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