Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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