i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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