Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
