Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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