you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Too much gin, very little bucket
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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