I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
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he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
My vagina just clenched in fear
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