so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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