My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Success! We fucked roommates!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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