thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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