She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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