I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I see more hoeing in ur future
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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