Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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