Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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