I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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