Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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