operation harelip BJ is a go
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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