I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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