my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Drake has all the answers
I pour the whiskey from now on
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