I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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