Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I FOUND THE LEGS
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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